My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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