hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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