go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
