So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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