is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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