Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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