Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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