My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
