1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Dignity is for republicans.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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