Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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