You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
