I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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