Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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