One girl and one boy is just not enough.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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