I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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