We won't sleep together?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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