I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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