So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's rum buckets o'clock
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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