I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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