I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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