Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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