Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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