I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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