Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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