So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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