Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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