I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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