Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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