i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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