If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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