I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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