: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I love you.
Bad choice
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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