I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Stupid Covid-19
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