Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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