Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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