did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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