normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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