Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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