You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Someone shit on the floor
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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