Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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