Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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