found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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