Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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