I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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