I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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