you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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