I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
