Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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