Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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