Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize