Got a toothbrush?
You work out of a Hotel?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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