That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize