they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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i out mim tonsoeep
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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